I'm writing a book about glue . . .
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
What do you give a scientist with bad breath?
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I'm writing a book about glue . . .
but I'm stuck on the first chapter.
(from https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/home-lifestyle/a35617884/best-dad-jokes/)
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
(https://www.classpop.com/magazine/jokes-for-adults)
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Here's one of my favorite pictures (click to enlarge):
(From my phone)
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What do you give a scientist with bad breath?
Experi-mints
(From https://entertainyourtoddler.com/best-jokes-for-kids/)
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Did you hear about the italian chef who died?
He pasta-way
(from https://www.rd.com/list/bad-jokes-cant-help-laugh-at/)
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Why does a duck have feathers?
To cover his butt quack!
(from https://www.upparent.com/questions/funny-jokes-for-kids)
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